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Patrons of the Thirsty Throat Tavern (All-Male Cabert)!

Postby Ozymandius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:01 pm

Well guys I hope you enjoyed the game on Friday night as I know I did. You all did exceptionally well and all around we bungled a few rules but got them corrected. Most importantly we did the game in four hours and eight minutes!

I enjoyed judging the game and if your faces were any indicator you did too.

Just letting you know I'm putting in the tracking form for your points.
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Postby The Heretic » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:50 pm

Played Wednesday. All I can say is I fucking hate those gnomes.

On a serious note, its kind of sad that the book isnt out. It hampers in background design for our characters and they feel very wooden as far as background, since their is not too much data available on details of the realms after the spell plague. Looking forward to the book.
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Postby Ozymandius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:05 pm

Large Marge feels your pain...
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Postby Dwraith » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:59 am

what is this game you speak of???
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Postby Ozymandius » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:35 am

I took Ed, Dave, Peter, Adolpho, Laz and Rueben's characters all the way down to Dock Ward to the Thirsty Throat Taver, All-Male Caberet headlined by Large Marge and company. Even with all the combat and ridiculous, over the top roleplaying we came in just eight minutes after four hours. These modules require the judge to work more and more on the fly to entertain the players as the box text was severely lacking and the characters about as unengaging as tracking your items on an MIL.
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Postby Dwraith » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:29 am

this something you wrote or an actual LFR mod...?
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Postby Needles » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:57 am

No, this is not a mod done by PJ. It was judged by PJ. Large Marge was there to test your Homoness. If Marge was not to your liking, a male Half Orc dressed in drag, it would give up your bluff that you actually fit in. However, there were no takers for Large Marge so, we all played darts. This is the Thirsty Throat Taver (All Male Caberet) after all. It shows what kind of people we have making these mods.
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Postby Dwraith » Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:59 pm

did she drive a semi-wagon?
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Postby grey » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:33 am

Oh boy...
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Postby Ozymandius » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:47 pm

I'm just going to point out the following information.

THEY NAMED A TAVERN IN AN LFR MOD: "The Thirsty Throat Tavern"

LFR modules tell the judge to use their loose guidelines to tell a story and engage the players and I did so. If some fool of an author is really going to put "The Thirsty Throat Tavern" in an episode then I am damn sure going to play it up for everything it is worth. I must have got at least thirty minutes of roleplaying out of my table as they tried to grasp the concept of the Thirsty Throat Tavern, All-Male Caberet in Dock Ward surrounded by whores and seamen from all over the Realms. Almost all the players got really into the tavern and its occupants and they got their story information that they were looking for to continue the module.

Or I could have been a lazy ass judge and just read the two lines of box text and force the players to make some rolls and we would have been done. Uh-uh. That's just wrong, I'm here trying to make sure this is not an excercise in throwing dice. It got spiced up and it was enjoyed.

My favorite line was from Adolpho:

Oh, man, guys look...I didn't realize this was room number three. I meant to go to room number two, oh man, look its cool, I'm just gonna close the door now.
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Postby grey » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:14 pm

Uhmmmmmm...Let me guess... Adolpho got a hummer from the tranny didn't he?

I imagine it was an interesting game.
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Postby Needles » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:40 pm

At that point in time he wished he didn't open the door.
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Postby grey » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:51 pm

Did he meet a sweet transvestite? Maybe from transexual, transelvania?
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Postby Needles » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:01 pm

Na, let's just say it was a very dangerous thing to do. It was like finding nuclear, fireball cookies waiting for you on the other side with Freddy from Elm Street ready to feed them to you. It was just nasty, but one of us owned up to the situation and charged in. Then we were all committed. :D
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