HOLIDAY MUSIC SUCKS!!!

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HOLIDAY MUSIC SUCKS!!!

Postby ScrollMasterRob » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:42 am

Its mid December and my store is now playing the dreaded "Holiday Music". We heard 12 different versions of "The Little Drummer Boy", everything from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to Bing Crosby and Sting's duet. At least this station has a bit of sense of humor. We had brief intermissions from the "Holiday Classics" by songs such as:
1) I Want a Hippopotomus for Christmas
2) I'm Getting Nothing for Christmas
3) All I want for Christmas are my 2 front teeth
4) The Night Santa Went Crazy
5) Christmas at Ground Zero
6) Christmas Bells (Snoopy and the Red Baron)

If my store as like the rest of the retail world, and I was forced to listen to holiday music since Halloween, I would either be obliviously drunk most of the time, depressed, or postally homicidal.

I wonder if OSHA was ever done a work-safety study on the long-term effects of holiday music...

Holiday music should be fairly played. If people are forced to listen to 2 months of Christmas music (even through Channuka), then why not start listening to John Phillip Sousa at the beginning of May, or all kinds of "romantic music" at Jan.1 to prep for Valentine's Day, and a month of Irish drinking songs to prep for St.Patrick's Day?
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Re: HOLIDAY MUSIC SUCKS!!!

Postby Dwraith » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:41 pm

Careful what you wish for....
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Re: HOLIDAY MUSIC SUCKS!!!

Postby ScrollMasterRob » Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:19 am

There ought to be a law!! It's not even Halloween, and already there is Christmas Crap starting to appear in the stores. If the Tree was already up in Rockefeller Center, people would be pissing and groaning about the over commercialism of Christmas. BAH!!! HUMBUG!!!
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